No Experience Necessary

Well it's not as bad as you think. Sources close to the White House say President Bush was considering his former elementary school lunch lady for a position on the high court until someone said, "Hey, she's a lawyer," as they vigorously pointed at Harriet Miers. Bush shook his head from the natural stupor he lives in and said, "Hey, she's my lawyer!" So the lunch lady lost out and at least he nominated someone who has passed the bar exam.

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