2006 Will Rock! Tankwoman Blogs Naked!

I don't make predictions for a living, I sell food. So take this with a grain of salt, (it must be sea salt, not that common brand Morton's), but I predict that 2006 is going to be the year we pull the country out of the dark ages, and bring our nation back to the people. It's going to be difficult getting through to that great block of people who could care less about voting, but there are several things the Administration has done to help us. Let's see. Stagnant wages. Jobs outsourced to China and India. Heating bills skyrocketing. Budget cuts. Iraq. Torture. Spying. Lying. The list is long, and it is satisfying to know that the Administration has dug this grave for the Republican party all on it's own.

The best new show of the new year will be the Abramoff Scandal. Folks don't miss it, it is the biggest scandal to hit Washington in decades, and I promise, you will be amazed at the things your elected officials do at your expense. One great thing about these greedy Republicans is that they're all pretty much out for number one. When you threaten them with jail time, they talk. The loyalty that people like Tom Delay and Ralph Reed have is to their own comfort and prosperity. Once the threat of communal showers with common thugs hangs over their heads, the joke about dropping the soap in the shower becomes way too real for them, and they begin to turn on each other. Which is about to happen with the Abramoff Scandal.

Oh my god! I love that the choirboy of the Religious Right, Ralph Reed is about to get all his disgusting Morally Superior laundry aired in public!

I've been accused of feeling glee about the failures in Iraq, and honestly, there is nothing in that situation that could make me ever feel even remotely like laughing. The things we have done in the name of all Americans are too horrible to for me to ever feel proud of, even if by some chance Iraq survives the occupation and becomes stable and prosperous. If a deed is wrong, it's wrong. No matter what the result in Iraq, I'll never feel good about the outcome. I hope for the best, and wish them every success, but what we did as a nation and in the name of every American was wrong, and what we have become since we have taken up the deadly path of war and sin has tarnished our reputation for many years to come. So...no glee here.

But the thought of Karl Rove and Tom Delay in the shower with the rest of those common criminals? Okay yes, that's glee!

In fact, I feel like having a party! If it weren't so cold, I'd get naked and dance around! Yes, Naked Dancing TankWoman is having major glee, because Jack Abramoff doesn't like the idea of having to pick up the soap for the next two decades, and when this scandal breaks, it's going to be huge. When this shit hits the fan, it's going everywhere! It's going to paint the Republican Party a really disgusting shade of brown. I figure it will take down at least 5 members of the House, and maybe the country will finally wake up to the fact that they've been ripped off these last 5 years, and get up and get themselves to the polls.

Now this is what I call glee! Okay. I'm ready to get naked. I just have to find the space heater....

Rock on 2006! Who wants to party?

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