Can't we all use a few more bright spots on the horizon? As my Best Imaginary Friend pointed out earlier today, perpetual rage is exhausting, and not healthy for the whole inner peace thing. So I sent her a little link to suggest that perhaps the whole world hasn't gone to complete shit, that is what friends are supposed to do for each other, whether imaginary, or real, we give each other hope.
For you, my collection of imaginary friends, and Marigolds my BIF (Best Imaginary Friend) I offer you more hope than you could imagine possible in a world that seems to have abandoned hope and reason. In fact, this little nugget of a bright spot could actually prove the existance of a higher being:
LOW-FAT DIETS DO NOTHING TO PREVENT HEART DISEASE!
Look, I'd love to hang around and celebrate with you all, but right now, I'm running out to Taco Bell for some of those nachos drowning in Cheese Whiz.
And when I'm done with the Nachos, I'm going to hit Krispy Kreme. And after Kripy Kreme, I'm going for pizza.
If you don't hear from me for a while, it deosn't mean that my arteries have finally closed up, it merely means that I am in a happy food coma.
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