I've just read Bruce's most recent post, and because I'm afraid y'all might just be too lazy to click the link, I'm posting this picture of Secret Squirrel's actual self right here. Sad thing is, this bobblehead is out of production. Or else we all could rush out and buy one, or several. One for our automobiles, one for our desks at work and home. Maybe one for the coffee table, bathroom sink. It could become the mascot for all us Secret Squirrel Liberals out here in Amurka.I am so confused. By everything. Who are these people, these Bushes? And how did they get where they seem to be now? How did we let this happen? How much longer can we stand life under a dynasty of politically and intellectually dysfunctional idiots like these? Secret Squirrel Liberals of the world, unite! Please! Soon! Hurry the heck up. The time is now. Or never. Do we Squirrels have a password? I never watched this animal at work, we had no TV when I was growing up. On purpose. My parents thought watching TV created illiterate dopes. (And see, they were right!) So, a password? a handshake? a secret decoder ring? What?
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