Bush was Scared!

If you didn't already know that President Bush was a weanie, you need look no further than that antics he pulled in Argentina. Bush is down there for the Summit of the Americas. Guess who else is there? No, if Fidel was there Bush wouldn't go. But Fidel's good friend, the democratically elected, Hugo Chavez was there!

Anonymous sources inform me that President Bush had been wetting his bed in anticipation of his meeting with Hugo Chavez and that he had taken to drinking again to kill the nightmares. All that was going through Bush's mind was the fact that Hugo Chavez would be right behind him during the group photograph. He was scared, folks.

And as usual, Ol' G.W. ran to the Dark Lord of Energy. It didn't take long for ol' Dick to get the wheels spinning. The moved Bush over a few spaces in the photograph because they felt the original set-up wasn't "ideal."

But that didn't solve everything, folks. Oh, no. They nations would be organized alphabetically in English. That meant that all that separated our fearless leader from the Mad Man Hugo Chavez was the puny little nation of Uruguay.

Something must be done!

Once again the Dark Lord spun into action and saved our blundering leader. In a burst of progressive thinking completely foreign to the Dark Lord he devised the brilliant idea to organize the nation's in Spanish rather than English, thus separating our fearless--though a little scared--leader from the horribly evil Hugo Chavez; putting them at other ends of the spectrum: Estados Unidos (United States) on one end and Venezuela at the other end.

Here at home we all breathed a sigh of relief knowing that the Dark Lord had once again protected our blundering leader from terror.May the force be with them both.


Disclaimer: If you didn't realize it yet, this was written as a piece of humor. The allegations that Bush is actually afraid of not only who Hugo Chavez is but what Hugo Chavez represents to the rest of South America and the world are purely the work of my active imagination and a work of fiction. Any similarities to reality are purely coincidental.

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