Thank God they deported her!

She's probably working for The Terrorists to undermine the morals of innocent American men. Pinup girl wants back into U.S.: An Argentine bombshell is hoping to come back to the United States after her abrupt deportation earlier this month by Casey Woods Miami Herald 01/24/06:

Dorismar - aka Dora Noemi Kerchen - has been many things: Playboy Playmate, calendar pinup, performer at a Democratic National Convention party and purveyor of sophisticated soft-core videos inspired by Girls Gone Wild.

Now, she qualifies as an "Alien of Extraordinary Ability" - but that legal designation may not be enough to get her back into the United States.

The 29-year-old Argentine sexpot - blessed with copious curves and a seemingly boundless capacity to promote them - was deported with her husband/manager Alejandro Schiff on Jan. 5, after five years in Miami as an illegal immigrant and Hispanic media star. Rumors flew in the Spanish-language talk circuit that her rival Sissi, a similarly voluptuous Latina model, betrayed her to immigration authorities after Dorismar landed Sissi's former calendar client. Sissi, whose real name is Isabel Fleitas, has denied it.

The rejected young lady says, "I have a lot of faith, and I'm praying every day that I will be able to return, she said from Buenos Aires. "God is great, and I'm never going to abandon my dreams."

"God is great." Isn't that what Muslim terrorists are always shouting? Yeah, she's working for The Terrorists for sure!

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