Boobs and liberals and sin, oh my! (Updated)

It looks like I learned how to put photos in Blogger posts at just the right time.

If there are any Republicans out there that still somehow manage to think of yourselves as "libertarians" and just don't want to believe no matter what that the Christian Right is more and more calling the shots in your Party, you might want to check out the latest Republican objection to Democrats.

Some of them, it seems, wear clothes in public that fail to hide the fact that they have breasts! You can start with this 09/16/06 post by Duncan "Atrios" Black and go from there.

But, let's admit that sometimes even Republicans have a point. For instance, someone needs to put a burka on this young lady, and quick! I mean, think of the wicked, sinful thoughts that seeing photos like this could cause in an innocent young man!

Or Latina telenovela star Diana Osorio. Sure, she's a little more modest than that shameless hussy above. But, come on, her dress not only let's us realize that she has breasts, you can actually see part of them!

And do you know how many poor innocent boys - and maybe girls, too - no, let's not even think about that! - have gone blind just from looking at pictures like this one of Jennifer O'Dell from The Lost World TV series?

I mean, Arthur Conan Doyle's original story didn't even have female lead characters. It was all just guys out there enjoying each other's company with no sinful female breasts distracting them from all the important guy things they had to do. You know, fighting dinosaurs and stuff. What is the world coming to?!

[Update 10/18/06: I just wanted to mention that Jessica, the liberal blogger who Republican bloggers were attacking for having breasts, posts at Fiministing, and it seems to be a good blog. David Neiwert also weighs in on this particular blogosphere dustup.]

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