Saturday, May 27, 2006

Super Christian, Pat Robertson

We've had a lot of fun poking fun at the seeming madness of Pat Robertson. God was not amused. In what can only be deemed a miracle, the Almighty Creator and Sustainer of the Universe has endowed the Holy Pat Robertson with super human strength. Pat Robertson, or The Super Christian as many now refer to him, claims he can leg press 2,000 pounds!

According to Clay Travis of CBS Sportsline.com,

the leg-press record for football players at Florida State University is 665 pounds less.
It is rumored that Pat Robertson, AKA Super Christian, is working on his powers of flight. Once he masters that he's flying down to Venezuela to assassinate Chavez himself.

Our only hope in defending ourselves from Super Christian and his band of misfits is to resort to reason.Reason is Robertson's kryptonite-like weakness.

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