Mean and Skinny Gurls

In Bruce's post below, he brings our attention to a couple of men dishing on Ann Coulter in the blogosphere. One of the questions that this blogger asked was this:

Anyway, here’s my question: Is there a man alive, given a choice between dinner with Kristen Breitweiser or Ann Coulter, who would choose Coulter?

I have to admit, the thought of having a date with Ann Coulter made me have a little acid reflux episode.

While it's true that men will sleep with just about anyone, I'm having a hard time imagining anyone wanting to sleep with Ann Coulter. And it's not because she smokes and drinks, it's because she is just plain mean. And while she's not physically repulsive or anything, she's really skinny, and skinny is not sexy. I saw the trailers for that movie that Jennifer Anniston made with Vince Vaughn, and I remember thinking to myself, "yuk! She's so skinny, her spine is protruding." How could you boink a woman who weighed less than a hundred pounds? It would be like f-ing a 2 by 4. Having dinner with skinny bitches is no fun believe me, they order a tiny salad with fat free dressing, and gasp when you order dessert. Never date a woman who doesn't enjoy eating, she is likely to have just as many restrictions about sex, as she does about food. After a strange dinner, where you feel guilty eating every French Fry, if the date progresses to dessert, her protruding ribs will stick you painfully in the midsection, and the lack of any love handles to grasp will upset your balance. In the case of Jennifer Anniston, at least if you dated her, you might get some good jokes out of the evening, with Ann Coulter, you might be consumed with the impulse to stab her repeatedly with your salad fork.

Mean gurls suck. Skinny gurls are no fun. Find yourself a woman with substance.

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