Andy Borowitz Knows Exactly How I Feel

Yep, it's a satirical column, but sometimes Borowitz veers perilously close to hitting the nail on the head. His latest column, for example:

MAN IN COMA FOR NINETEEN YEARS ASKS TO GO BACK TO SLEEP
Bush Administration, Paris Hilton Top Coma Man's Concerns

This is my favorite line in the piece:

Mr. Deloit's doctor said that putting his patient back into a coma state would create an ethical quandary for the medical community: "Millions of other people would want the same thing."

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